So this was originally for Kate because, well... we like to make each other laugh. xD
It is really odd...
Side affects may include: Long, uncontrollable outbursts of laughter, or just feeling awkward and thinking: "Wow. Mel is a weirdo."
It is really odd...
Side affects may include: Long, uncontrollable outbursts of laughter, or just feeling awkward and thinking: "Wow. Mel is a weirdo."
Out of the cardboard box - Cry
CHAPTER ONE:
[]Summer[]
It was gloomy! What can I say? I am an unligitimate character. My name is Summer.
I like to annoy my boyfriend, Henry, and ask for tons of stuff that I don't need.
It works so well! how can I resist? I Rip out my cell phone and dial Henry.He doesn't pick up. Jerk. I call him again.
This time, he answers on the second ring.
"HEN-RYYYYYYY!?" I yell into the speaker. Henhen says:
"Yes, Summer?" I smile deviously and say:
"I want a moter home."
[]Henry[]
"Yes, Summer?" I say, hoping it's not too expensive, whatever it is.
"I want a moter home." Comes her reply. I fall out of my chair.
"SAY WHAT!?!" I screech, getting back up, and fixing the phone. Nancy stares at me. I glare at the snoopy little detective.
"Snoopy, snoopy, snoopy!" I exclaim, pulling out my wallet and showing her a picture of my favorite cartoon dog from
'The Peanuts'. She stares at it blankly, and fixes her glasses. It reminds me of Summer's favorite movie; Mansfeild Park.
She forced me to watch it with her once. PREACHER: "This. Is trash." TOM: "so serious." **Sigh** My eyebrows narrow as
I recall her yellow cat, scratshing my face. I gasp, realizing that the scar probably still remains. I grope for a mirror,
and when I find one, look inside it.
"Phew. It's gone. EVIL CAT!" I shove my fist into the air. Nancy looks at me blankly.
I cough randomly, and pick up the phone.
"I'LL GET YOU THAT MOTER HOME SUMMER, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!" I scream dramaticly into the phone, silently inviting
crocidile tears to come. I throw the phone back onto the receiver, and whistle.
"GROOVY!" I shout. Nancy falls onto the floor like an unstable stick.
"Oh, no!" I shout, rushing to her aid. "Are you OK?!"
A hand whacks me in the face. "You can't get her that moter home!" Nancy shouts. "You don't have enough money to!
AND you told me you'd be nice!" I glare at her.
"Fine! Last time I try to help you!" I scream, quoting 'Tinkerbell'. I run out the door, and into the pouring rain.
"Henry, dollin'!" Renee' calls in her annoying southern voice. "What?!" I snarl, baring my teeth at the gardener.
"Sheeeesh." She whispers. "Give these marshmella's tah Bernie, wontcha?"
She tosses me a plastic bag that reads in colorful words on the front:
"SUPER JUMBO MARSHMELOWS!" I clear my throat, and my eyes bug out at the mistake.
"Hey, look Renee'- Marshmellows is only spelt with one l!" I exclaim like an excited pre-schooler.
A handful of dirt is thrown in my face.
"Just do as I said!!!" The old woman snaps. I roll my eyes.
"Whatever!" I run down the wet stairs, through the garden, through the gate, down a road, down a road, down a road, and
into "the boggie part of the cemetery!"- As Renee' would say.
I enter the bog, and gasp to see 20 men dressed up like skeletons in a boat, staring right at me. ...Creepy.
One climbs onto shore, and yodels. My eyebrows shoot up into the sky.
The skeleton takes a bag out of it's pocket, and shakes a powder-y substance into it's hand. It looks from me, to the bog,
then throws the powder at the remaining humans in the boat. The boat and all it's contents levitates out of the lake, and
shoots into the sky.
I pass out.
[]Nancy[]
I cannot believe Henry would actually cave into Summer like that!
I put on my big, yellow rain poncho, and leap out the door like an over-caffinated frog.
"Renee'!" I shout in a raspy voice.
"Care for a strawberry, dollin'!?" She screams, stuffing a bucket of the red berries in my face.
I grin, and take one.
"Renee'," I begin. "I am so tired." The old woman looks horrified.
"Nancy." She says grimly. "Did you evah wondah what is in this little fridgie behind meh?"
I swallow. "The secrets of the universe?" I ask in a timid voice.
"No, not that, dollin'." The gray-haired woman shakes her head. "Wanna take a peek?"
I nod vigorously, and boud into the dark, damp, corner of the 'candle lit world'.
Renee' opens the fride, and I stare in horror at the bottles of pepsi. My mouth hangs open.
"It's muh secret stash!" Renee' giggles, and rubbs her hands together.
"OH, NO!!" I shout. "OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO!"
"What's the mattah? Are ya ill?" Renee' asks me. I shake my head, and slam the door to the fridge shut.
"You can't drink that." I gasp for air. Renee' glares at me through her gray eyes.
"Why should I not drink it, dollin'? Hmm??"
"I'll show you!" I spit in her face, and drag her to the front door of the mansion.
I stick out my tongue at The old lady as I steal Henry's empty seat, before she can sit down herself. I raid his
laptop, puling up any info about how horrible soda is for you that I can find.
"SEE!?" I point at the screen. I marvel at the pretty rainbow swirls dancing around my finger on the screen.
I press on it harder.
"Look at this, Renee'!" I exclaim, grinning from ear to ear.
Renee' scowls. All of a sudden, a commercial for
Giego car insurance pops up on the screen.
"Oooh, kimmie!" I shout, making a HUGE teeth smile. "I love these ads." I hug Renee'. I fix my glasses.
"Could switching to Giego really save you 15% or more on Car Insurance?" The man on the screen asks.
I nod wildly.
Then?
The computer shuts off.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I scream in horror, as the screen fades to black. I punch the computer. I bang on it.
Renee' joins in on the fun.
I open a scissors, and slice across the moniter.
"Wait!" I yell, pulling the large ax out of the old woman's tight grasp. "Why are we doing this?" I wonder, a mischevious
frown appearing on my face. Renee' gurgles and laughs.
"I DON'T KNOW!" She sputters loudly.
I smile wide, and start destroying Henry's computer, again. The decrepid gardener swings the ax at the keyboard,
and the small black pieces go flying all over! Rover! I dance in them, and laugh retardedly. Just then, someone walks
through the door. A soaking wet Henry, to be exact. -?-
CHAPTER ONE:
[]Summer[]
It was gloomy! What can I say? I am an unligitimate character. My name is Summer.
I like to annoy my boyfriend, Henry, and ask for tons of stuff that I don't need.
It works so well! how can I resist? I Rip out my cell phone and dial Henry.He doesn't pick up. Jerk. I call him again.
This time, he answers on the second ring.
"HEN-RYYYYYYY!?" I yell into the speaker. Henhen says:
"Yes, Summer?" I smile deviously and say:
"I want a moter home."
[]Henry[]
"Yes, Summer?" I say, hoping it's not too expensive, whatever it is.
"I want a moter home." Comes her reply. I fall out of my chair.
"SAY WHAT!?!" I screech, getting back up, and fixing the phone. Nancy stares at me. I glare at the snoopy little detective.
"Snoopy, snoopy, snoopy!" I exclaim, pulling out my wallet and showing her a picture of my favorite cartoon dog from
'The Peanuts'. She stares at it blankly, and fixes her glasses. It reminds me of Summer's favorite movie; Mansfeild Park.
She forced me to watch it with her once. PREACHER: "This. Is trash." TOM: "so serious." **Sigh** My eyebrows narrow as
I recall her yellow cat, scratshing my face. I gasp, realizing that the scar probably still remains. I grope for a mirror,
and when I find one, look inside it.
"Phew. It's gone. EVIL CAT!" I shove my fist into the air. Nancy looks at me blankly.
I cough randomly, and pick up the phone.
"I'LL GET YOU THAT MOTER HOME SUMMER, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!" I scream dramaticly into the phone, silently inviting
crocidile tears to come. I throw the phone back onto the receiver, and whistle.
"GROOVY!" I shout. Nancy falls onto the floor like an unstable stick.
"Oh, no!" I shout, rushing to her aid. "Are you OK?!"
A hand whacks me in the face. "You can't get her that moter home!" Nancy shouts. "You don't have enough money to!
AND you told me you'd be nice!" I glare at her.
"Fine! Last time I try to help you!" I scream, quoting 'Tinkerbell'. I run out the door, and into the pouring rain.
"Henry, dollin'!" Renee' calls in her annoying southern voice. "What?!" I snarl, baring my teeth at the gardener.
"Sheeeesh." She whispers. "Give these marshmella's tah Bernie, wontcha?"
She tosses me a plastic bag that reads in colorful words on the front:
"SUPER JUMBO MARSHMELOWS!" I clear my throat, and my eyes bug out at the mistake.
"Hey, look Renee'- Marshmellows is only spelt with one l!" I exclaim like an excited pre-schooler.
A handful of dirt is thrown in my face.
"Just do as I said!!!" The old woman snaps. I roll my eyes.
"Whatever!" I run down the wet stairs, through the garden, through the gate, down a road, down a road, down a road, and
into "the boggie part of the cemetery!"- As Renee' would say.
I enter the bog, and gasp to see 20 men dressed up like skeletons in a boat, staring right at me. ...Creepy.
One climbs onto shore, and yodels. My eyebrows shoot up into the sky.
The skeleton takes a bag out of it's pocket, and shakes a powder-y substance into it's hand. It looks from me, to the bog,
then throws the powder at the remaining humans in the boat. The boat and all it's contents levitates out of the lake, and
shoots into the sky.
I pass out.
[]Nancy[]
I cannot believe Henry would actually cave into Summer like that!
I put on my big, yellow rain poncho, and leap out the door like an over-caffinated frog.
"Renee'!" I shout in a raspy voice.
"Care for a strawberry, dollin'!?" She screams, stuffing a bucket of the red berries in my face.
I grin, and take one.
"Renee'," I begin. "I am so tired." The old woman looks horrified.
"Nancy." She says grimly. "Did you evah wondah what is in this little fridgie behind meh?"
I swallow. "The secrets of the universe?" I ask in a timid voice.
"No, not that, dollin'." The gray-haired woman shakes her head. "Wanna take a peek?"
I nod vigorously, and boud into the dark, damp, corner of the 'candle lit world'.
Renee' opens the fride, and I stare in horror at the bottles of pepsi. My mouth hangs open.
"It's muh secret stash!" Renee' giggles, and rubbs her hands together.
"OH, NO!!" I shout. "OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO!"
"What's the mattah? Are ya ill?" Renee' asks me. I shake my head, and slam the door to the fridge shut.
"You can't drink that." I gasp for air. Renee' glares at me through her gray eyes.
"Why should I not drink it, dollin'? Hmm??"
"I'll show you!" I spit in her face, and drag her to the front door of the mansion.
I stick out my tongue at The old lady as I steal Henry's empty seat, before she can sit down herself. I raid his
laptop, puling up any info about how horrible soda is for you that I can find.
"SEE!?" I point at the screen. I marvel at the pretty rainbow swirls dancing around my finger on the screen.
I press on it harder.
"Look at this, Renee'!" I exclaim, grinning from ear to ear.
Renee' scowls. All of a sudden, a commercial for
Giego car insurance pops up on the screen.
"Oooh, kimmie!" I shout, making a HUGE teeth smile. "I love these ads." I hug Renee'. I fix my glasses.
"Could switching to Giego really save you 15% or more on Car Insurance?" The man on the screen asks.
I nod wildly.
Then?
The computer shuts off.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I scream in horror, as the screen fades to black. I punch the computer. I bang on it.
Renee' joins in on the fun.
I open a scissors, and slice across the moniter.
"Wait!" I yell, pulling the large ax out of the old woman's tight grasp. "Why are we doing this?" I wonder, a mischevious
frown appearing on my face. Renee' gurgles and laughs.
"I DON'T KNOW!" She sputters loudly.
I smile wide, and start destroying Henry's computer, again. The decrepid gardener swings the ax at the keyboard,
and the small black pieces go flying all over! Rover! I dance in them, and laugh retardedly. Just then, someone walks
through the door. A soaking wet Henry, to be exact. -?-